Post by clayintx on Aug 16, 2010 12:24:47 GMT -5
Mrs. Jones has two small boys who have picked up cussing. She cannot get them to stop no matter what she does. She talks to her neighbor, Mrs. Smith, about it.
Mrs. Smith says, “Helen, my boys did the same and I had the same problem. I finally cured them by just slapping them silly without saying a word whenever they cussed. You might try that.”
“Well, I’m desperate,” said Mrs. Jones, “so I’ll try it.”
The next morning she has the two boys at the breakfast table.
“Johnny, what would you like for breakfast?”
“I’ll have some of those damn cornflakes.”
BLAP! She slaps him good, then turns to the other boy.
“Bobby, what would you like for breakfast?”
“Well, I’ll tell you right now that I don’t want any of them damn cornflakes!”
Mrs. Smith says, “Helen, my boys did the same and I had the same problem. I finally cured them by just slapping them silly without saying a word whenever they cussed. You might try that.”
“Well, I’m desperate,” said Mrs. Jones, “so I’ll try it.”
The next morning she has the two boys at the breakfast table.
“Johnny, what would you like for breakfast?”
“I’ll have some of those damn cornflakes.”
BLAP! She slaps him good, then turns to the other boy.
“Bobby, what would you like for breakfast?”
“Well, I’ll tell you right now that I don’t want any of them damn cornflakes!”
